The dark sci-fi Netflix series ‘Black Mirror’ brought our fears of current online dating into a whole new scary light recently with an episode entitled ‘Hang the DJ’ in which character’s relationship length is determined by a computer program and it causes all type of deep emotional distress as you could expect. Well that program ‘Coach’ has now been unleashed on the real world?! Yes just in times of Valentine’s Day is this new program where your partner and yourself can click your info in and find out if this computer really wants you to make it. Click here to see how the Coach thinks you will be with your significant other. 

I legit got scared just looking at the site. Now, it’s just a website that generates what might be considered arbitrary numbers to represent the length of your love together but it’s still depressing to even think about. While at the same time, your deeply intrigued right?

Here’s the trailer for that very sad but beautiful episode of Black Mirror with a fitting soundtrack from the Smiths.