I love that you don’t understand fashion also.  Let’s recap:

First it was the butt-less jeans…

Then the seams and pockets they are trying to call pants…

The knee-window jeans…

And the T-Shirt Shirt:

And the ‘Double Jeans’ Jeans:

Now thanks to a tip from @oxkidox, allow me to present “crotch-accentuating pants”

The only thing I see being accentuated is that you look like you are wearing a diaper.

If you REALLY want to look cool, paint some flames on that baby.  Right, Peyton?

Thoughts?  Tweet me: @laurenoneil

P.S. miss his commercials…