This is one of those stories where it’s best to report the facts and leave the snickering and double entendre up to you.

We just got word of a guy who was busted at the Berlin airport for trying to smuggle a boa constrictor onto his flight to Israel. Security assumed something was suspicious when, according to the press release, “the employees noticed that he carried something in his pants that did not belong there.”

The snake’s going to be okay; it was brought to a rescue center in Brandenburg. The guy who put the snake in his pants is facing a fine.