Living at home you don’t have the same luxuries as those with their own place. Especially when you want some ‘late-night’ loving and you have to hide the girl from your mother.
Well, this guy’s 18-year-old stepson wasn’t going to be stopped by her, but when you stay up late, you tend to oversleep. And when you oversleep, you’re not left with many options when it comes to sneaking out.
Lucky for him, he lives with a stepdad who isn’t going to rat him out — he’ll just live-tweet the entire thing.
So, my stepson has a girl upstairs in his room that stayed the night and my wife doesn’t know yet. I’m curious on how he plans to smuggle her out now that the whole family is awake…
…and now we wait.
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
Of course, everyone wanted to know what fully went on and he kept the updates coming:
People asking for updates: she’s still here, the wife has gone into full Saturday house cleaning mode. Still hasn’t noticed the cute white shoes by the door. This could be his chance while she’s distracted. 🤷🏻♂️
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
No one in this house would have all white shoes… pic.twitter.com/u3naaNnkU3
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
A lesson to know when having a ‘one-night stand’: Don’t wear shoes that stand out.
As the thread continued he gave more details on how the boy could go about getting her out of the house.
A note on the shoe thing.. there is a side door attached to the kitchen literally right at the bottom of the stairs. But… Those damn shoes are on the opposite side of the house.
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
I see all ya comments about help the kid out… He’s a 18yo grown ass man. We live and die by our choices 🤷🏻♂️
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
He kept being told to help the kid out, but he did make a good point that every young man has to figure it out for themselves.
11:00am central standard time… My wife (amazing wife) cleaning so hard core she doesn’t even notice me standing behind her to take this pic… Music cranked all the way. Now’s the chance.. will he see the opportunity?? pic.twitter.com/GqamyqbYmI
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
Then things got suspenseful…
And the wife is done in the bathroom and has moved onto the kitchen… The kitchen is at the bottom of the stairs! Ooof
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
So who we rooting for??
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
Curiosity got the best of him, and probably everyone else, because how was he going to get her out of there!?
I think they might be waiting it out. The wife usually lays down and reads after lunch, especially after cleaning her ass off all morning. Could he be waiting for that?? Can she hold her pee another hour or so?? I have no idea what they thinking up there 🤷🏻♂️
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
I’m afraid this thread isn’t going to live up to the hype. You know, like a Ben Affleck Miramax movie 🤷🏻♂️ I’m waiting just like the rest of you
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
THE PLOT THICKENS.
OMG OMG OHHHH MY GAWDDDDDDD. SHE CAME DOWN TO USE THE BATHROOM! IT’S ONE OF HIS CLOSEST FRIENDS! See… Mom might believe it’s just a friendly sleepover, she was lucky enough to sleep through the fuck fest above our heads at 4am.
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
GASP.
I don’t even know if the wife saw her come downstairs to use the bathroom. She’s said nothing and it’s not like I can ask… Yet
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
Omg this kid!! NONCHALANT AF he casually strolls downstairs… AND grabbed those shoes and went back upstairs. Side eyeing me the whole way past. I shot him a little wink 😉. They gonna hit that side door. bet.
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
Well that’s a wrap folks! Mama just went to the bedroom to lay down and read for a bit. He’s got a good 2-3 hour window… Looks like young love finds a way, for now! 💏
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
And closure… Sure enough, hit the side door and they gone. I don’t know about you but need a drink after that suspense. Thanks for following along! That was amazing.
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
Aw, and young love wins this round. This mother might be a little too predictable and let’s hope she doesn’t have twitter!
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