It’s a unassuming large home in the Philadelphia suburbs from the outside.
But the current owner doesn’t appear to want to sugar coat it — the 5,000 square foot already comes with a ready-made BDSM-friendly basement, complete with “whips, a pillory, and a goddamn wooden star where you can tie (and/or be tied by) your significant other,” according to Vice.
Meanwhile, an editor from Deadspin had a chance to tour the home himself —- and just in time, documented things for us:
They took the S&M basement photos down, but our memories are forever pic.twitter.com/NUoTjIUDzL
— Dan McQuade (@dhm) February 8, 2019
And all this time, all I’ve been looking for is updated electrical and nice subway tile back-splash. —- [eric]