Overzealous Cubs fan ‘Eddie Vedder’ has a new sports job for Cody Parkey

This week the Bears released kicker Cody Parkey in the most predictable sports story of 2019 so far, but overzealous Cubs fan and Pearl Jam singer ‘Eddie Vedder’ is confused. He seems to all sports stories are about his beloved Cubbies, even they are not, so of course, he feels Parkey could move on to be a hot dog man at Wrigley Field.