Poop from past Kentucky Derby winner can be had for $200.

Today’s Kentucky Derby ended in controversy (video below)— but it’s probably not as s@#%ty as this business enterprise.

You can own a piece of Silver Charm, the 1997 Derby winner.  A piece of the horse’s poop.  For $200, you will receive a certified “derby turd,” tastefully presented in a decorated Mason jar.  The proceeds go towards the horse retirement facility that the thoroughbred calls home.

Man….Amazon has EVERYTHING. — [eric]