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Don’t panic: there’s a nationwide White Claw shortage – okay, now panic

White Claws have left their mark on American culture. It’s impossible to escape the grasp that the Claw has on consumers across the country. 

According to reports, there’s now a nationwide shortage on the hard seltzer. A spokesperson noted, “We are working around the clock to increase supply given the rapid growth in customer demand.”

White Claw has been there when others haven’t. Friends, family, and coworkers may come and go, but as long as they’re stocked on the shelves, Claws will remain above the law.