Maybe we’re just asking for an asteroid to collide with earth. Maybe we deserve it. Why? Because “Joker” is now the most-searched item on Pornhub, dovetailing off the massive success of the profoundly distressing, disturbing and upsetting new take on the classic Batman villain currently appearing in R-rated cinema.

“Joker” tells the story of a man abused as a child and laughed at through adulthood, eventually growing to become a frightening, dispassionate, remorseless killer. We can’t even imagine the XXX translation.