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GROSSEST CHRISTMAS GIFT OF 2019

If you’ve ever wanted a chance to spread your stench at least 10 feet, you’re in luck this Christmas. The Fart Launcher 3000 has hit the market and is one of the best-selling gifts this holiday season. Marissa DiBartolo, editor-in-chief of Toy Insider, notes that “Potty humor is pretty much a guaranteed hit with kids.”

As we witness the decline of Western civilization before our very eyes, let it be known that according to multiple users “it actually does stink”. They’ve finally found a kid’s toy that actually works.

If you want to get your stinker this stinker of a gift, good luck finding it. These are currently sold out at Wal-Mart and are going fast at Target and on Amazon.