For some running around with a playful sparkler or watching professional pyro technicians put on an extravagant show for huge crowds is not enough,. You know sonmeone who has had a replaced squirt gun fight by shooting off Roman candles at each other. The guy who wants to see if he can shoot a bottle rocket off from inside his nose. Hey, we didn’t say it was smart, did we?

Here is a collection of fun firework fails culled across from the ‘tubes of the internet.

Be safe out there. Just eat a hot dog and chill.

@kevkellam