The Black Keys hilariously “teach you music” — thanks to Funny or Die.

Who doesn’t have a MasterClass nowadays?  Penn & Teller can teach you magic, Gordon Ramsey can stop you from burning foods, and Natalie Portman can give you the tools to win an Oscar.  You can literally become a magical thespian chef, if you wanted.

Now, don’t have to go scrolling Facebook and hope The Black Keys will scroll by promising you the skills to be a Grammy award-winning musician.  That’s because they really aren’t doing a MasterClass.  But thanks to the fine folks over at Funny or Die, we have a fine tongue-in-cheek look at Patrick and Dan’s instructional style.

The Black Keys will be at the United Center this September.  Maybe you can become the expert on winning tickets for free?  — [eric]