This is the greatest invention ever created

Take a seat and hear us out. This idea will change humanity for the better. 

At some point during our daily grind, we need to sit. There’s nothing worse than looking for a chair. Whether it be in the cafeteria, in the office, or in an unfamiliar area.  Don’t be that person with that dumb, where-do-I-sit-face that is forcibly etched across anyone’s face when they don’t know where to sit. 

This invention fixes all of that. 

Anyone against this idea is working harder, not smarter. This is not humans regressing into lazy beings, this is humans achieving newfound success. 

If, somehow, you happen to disagree with us, tweet us with the #Ahoy and let us know why.