It’s Monday!

You know what that means. We go over the craziest things heard on the CPD scanner from over the weekend.

Here’s what we heard.

Friday 6:43PM – 1900 N Campbell Ave – Logan Square – Reports of smoke flooding out of the house, possible House fire. Whole block is covered in white smoke.

(Continued) – Friday 6:47PM – 1900 N Campbell Ave – Logan Square – Neighbors are doing burn outs on motorcycles in the house and playing beer pong the roof.

Saturday 10:12 AM – 700 N. Milwaukee ave, Vernon Hills – White male, Mid 60’s using a sling shot to hit people with chicken bones outside IHOP.

Sunday 6:34 PM – N. Northwest Hwy, Barrington – Multiple calls from a woman demanding we arrest her horse for kicking her. No injuries reported.

We can only hope that people don’t ever stop being super weird.