Troy Aikman and Tom Brady do not like a wet butt

A professional quarterbacks worst foe is an O-lineman’s swamp butt apparently.

That’s what Troy Aikman says at least, he even name drops Tom Brady to back up his point.

He really made his center change pants at halftime!

To all the centers out there. Just know that your butts are fine just the way they are. No matter how swampy and gross they may be.