Man Hits Doe, Then Swims in Dough

A North Carolina native learned that news, whether good or bad, tends to come in pairs.

Anthony Dowe, the Carolina native, was driving to work when he hit not one, but two deers with his car. Defeated, he drove back home and went to bed. When he woke up, he just happened to check his lottery tickets and saw that he won. When he went to cash in the ticket, he found out that the one million dollar prize had doubled thanks to drawing the 2x Megaplier ticket.

We would gladly mow down two deer if it meant two million dollars.