Children of Bill Gates to Receive “Only” $10M in Divorce

If you thought you had it bad with a pandemic, possible unemployment, and a recession, just remember that the children of Bill Gates are only going to receive $10 million in the divorce between Bill and Melinda. This is truly devastating as we’ve seen time after time, the best thing you can do to kids is to give them unholy amounts of money. Nothing bad ever happens. In fact, it builds character.

Unrelated, but Justin is running to get a DNA test done just to make sure his last name isn’t Gates.

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