“Dr. Evil” Jeff Bezos added to his evil resume by launching himself into space yesterday in an effort to cope with his recent divorce. Bezos brought an 18-year-old and an 82-year-old with him, to make this situation even more uncomfortable. “Best day ever!” Bezos said when the capsule touched down on the desert floor at the end of the 10-minute flight.
He’s fine, guys. He isn’t having a mid-life, billionaire crisis. This is totally normal behavior for someone.